Тема "Тофу"

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If you're not careful and you leave the tofu cooking for too long, you'll end up burning it, where it's nothing but the stink of burnt soy, the madness of charred curd, and endless background taste of what could have been a great recipe. God save you if you feel something wriggling in your throat as you swallow the burnt tofu whole, because it sure as hell has felt you…

Anyway, if you're exploring the dangerous hobby of cooking tofu, you're going to need some sort of guide. That's where we come in! The Tofu Database has been the most trusted source for for tofu recipes on the internet for nearly 2 centuries! We've actually been here before the internet existed, data in the void, waiting for our time to come. Always watching. Always here. And that sure payed off cause look at us now!

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Our Astonishing Tofu Recipes!:


Tofu Recipes:

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★★★

Classic, but very boring. —Some Dull Dude.


[[div class="veggietofu"]]

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★★★★★

Eat your greens, kids! —Zaskou


[[div class="plaintofu"]]

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What's the difference between this and normal Tofu? —Confused Reviewer


Styled Tofu Recipes:

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★★★★★

Just as stylish as myself! —Evangeline Holmes


[[div class="veggie-styled-tofu"]]

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★★★★★

Zoo wee mama! I sure love the Tofu Database! Zoo wee mama! —Gordon Ramsay


[[div class="tranquility-styled-tofu"]]

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★★★★★

I don't feel peaceful when eating this. I feel aggravated, because I want more. —Overseer-C


[[div class="onion-styled-tofu"]]

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Jerry does not like onion. —Jerry


[[div class="salmon-styled-tofu"]]

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★★★★★

I'm usually not a seafood person, but this is nice! —Megan Olivers


[[div class="bellpepper-styled-tofu"]]

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★★★★★

Haha! Yes! Orange, my favorite color!… What do you mean it's yellow!? —Sullivan Vanderlyn


[[div class="table-styled-tofu"]]

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★★★★★

I punched a table once!… It hurt me more than it hurt the table. —Pierre Duboit


[[div class="yin-styled-tofu"]]

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★★★★★

Balance…? —???


[[div class="yang-styled-tofu"]]

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★★★★★

Balance… —???


Symbolized Tofu Recipes:

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★★★★★★★★★★

I can put multiple stars lmao get bamboozled. —Malware


[[div class="veggie-lined-tofusymbolism"]]

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★★★★★

Level Tofu is the 69420th Level of The Tofurooms. —u/TofuRedditNameHere


[[div class="tranquility-lined-tofusymbolism"]]

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★★★★★

TOFU WITH PEANUT BUTTER! —TofuDaddy420


[[div class="onion-lined-tofusymbolism"]]

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★★★★★

I LOVE TOFU! —Anonymous Wanderer


[[div class="salmon-lined-tofusymbolism"]]

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★★★★★

Something is really… fishy. —Tom Von Haderach


[[div class="bellpepper-lined-tofusymbolism"]]

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★★★★★

Tofu's Never Die! —TofuWillNeverDie


[[div class="table-lined-tofusymbolism"]]

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★★★★★

Why does this taste like wood? —Overseer-B


[[div class="yin-lined-tofusymbolism"]]

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★★★★★

Balance. —???


[[div class="yang-lined-tofusymbolism"]]

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★★★★★

Balance. —???


Lined Tofu Recipes:

[[div class="linedtofu"]]

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TOFU? More like TOBAD. Because that's what it is. IT'S BAD. —Tofu_Hater69


[[div class="veggie-linedtofu"]]

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★★★★★

Reminds me of your mom… no really, it reminds me of your mom's cooking. —Priyan


[[div class="tranquility-linedtofu"]]

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★★★★★

This has given me so much meaning. —V. Valentin


[[div class="onion-linedtofu"]]

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★★★★★

I broke the Onion. —Overseer-A


[[div class="salmon-linedtofu"]]

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★★★★★

You should bring some of this to the party! =) —TheSussygoers69


[[div class="bellpepper-linedtofu"]]

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★★★★★

I knew Bellpepper was a color! —Quinoa


[[div class="table-linedtofu"]]

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★★★★★

Why is 'Table' a flavor? —Blanche Von Haderach


[[div class="yin-linedtofu"]]

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★★★★★

Baaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaance. —???


[[div class="yang-linedtofu"]]

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★★★★★

Balnce. —???


Title Tofu Recipes (Bowls Included!):

INSERT TOFU

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[[span class="titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

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★★★★★

I'm running out of lines. —Overseer-A (Again)


INSERT TOFU

[[div class="veggie-titletofu"]]
[[span class="veggie-titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

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★★★★★

Tilk. —Xx_Tofu_Eater_xX


INSERT TOFU

[[div class="tranquility-titletofu"]]
[[span class="tranquility-titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

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★★★★★

Scary Tofu. —TofuWillNeverDie


INSERT TOFU

[[div class="onion-titletofu"]]
[[span class="onion-titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

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★★★★★

Onions have layers. —TofuIsLove_TofuIsLife


INSERT TOFU

[[div class="salmon-titletofu"]]
[[span class="salmon-titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

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★★★★

What the hell is a fish? —Ghostchibi


INSERT TOFU

[[div class="bellpepper-titletofu"]]
[[span class="bellpepper-titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

[[/div]]

★★★★★

HALF OF THESE ARE THE SAME EXACT THING! —Joey Q.


INSERT TOFU

[[div class="table-titletofu"]]
[[span class="table-titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

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★★★★★

I ate the table, and the bowl. —Some Random Smiler.


INSERT TOFU

[[div class="yin-titletofu"]]
[[span class="yin-titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

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★★★★★

Balance. —???


INSERT TOFU

[[div class="yang-titletofu"]]
[[span class="yang-titlebowl"]]INSERT TOFU[[/span]]

[[/div]]

★★★★★

I SAID BALANCE!!! —???


Special thanks to CutTheBirchCutTheBirch for the help!

Image credits:
Morning glory, 'salt & peppar' tofu, vattenkrasse, pak choy, krispig gyllene silken tofu. Favorit! #vadveganeräter på Farang. - by Rockspindeln.
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Yin Yang - Symbol - By DonkeyHotey.
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